Family Guy The 10 Worst Things Quagmire Has Done Ranked

Family Guy: The 10 Worst Things Quagmire Has Done, Ranked

Family Guy may be a raunchy adult cartoon, but Quagmire pushes the show’s humor to uncomfortable places no one asked for

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Outside of the headlining Griffin family, Family Guy has offered lots of memorable side characters. One of the most consistent and conspicuous ones has been Glenn Quagmire. This fast-talking, Hawaiian shirt wearing nymphomaniac first appeared in the show’s premiere episode, and he has been getting into unexpected (often sexual) antics ever since.

Some of those antics, however, are extremely loose when it comes to morals. Quagmire has done wrong by more than a few people over the years, and despite his entertainment value and a few redeeming moments, it’s hard to say that he’s good person. Without further delay, here are the 10 worst sins that Quagmire has committed on Family Guy.

10 Committing Sexual Harassment

Glenn Quagmire’s staple trait is that he loves sex to a comical yet dangerous degree. Most of his worst moments are tied to his sexual endeavors, especially when those endeavors are not one-hundred percent consensual. The sad fact of the matter is that Quagmire is a rapist.

On the show he’s shown drugging women, taking advantage of them while unconscious, indecently exposing himself, and even dragging an unassuming Marge Simpson off from the bottom of the screen against her will. To make matters worse, all of these are either played as one-off gags or punchlines. Even as far as Family Guy’s raunchy humor goes, these Quagmire moments are more than a little difficult to stomach.

9 Keeping Sex Slaves

In the season five episode “Airport ’07,” Peter accidentally backs his pickup truck into Quagmire’s car. Consequentially, Quagmire’s trunk pops open, revealing four loosely dressed Japanese women. Much to Quagmire’s frustration, the girls scatter in apparent freedom. As if that wasn’t odd enough, Peter then crashes into his garage, releasing nearly a dozen more women.

When Peter apologizes and offers to go after them, Quagmire begrudgingly explains “They’re tagged! They’re tagged!” The situation pretty much speaks for itself in this scene; Quagmire is abhorrently enslaving young, foreign women for sex.

8 Sleeping With Loretta

For all of Quagmire’s sexual antics, we’d like to think that he’d at least draw the line when it comes to his friends’ wives. Sadly, such is not the case, as he has an affair with Cleveland’s wife Loretta in the season four episode, “The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire.”

Although the adultery was actually brought on by Loretta, Quagmire did not hesitate to willingly become her mistress. Cleveland soon finds out about the pair and divorces Loretta. He and Quagmire make amends by the episode’s conclusion, but it is certainly bumpy road. Perhaps worst of all, this incident led the way for Cleveland’s new family and spinoff, The Cleveland Show.

7 Pining After All His Friends’ Wives & Daughters

Loretta is not the only one of Quagmire’s best friends’ wives that he’s lusted after. It is a recurring joke that Quagmire pines for Lois Griffin, and he once convinced Joe to let him have sex with Bonnie.

He’s also chased after Meg Griffin on several occasions, and when Joe and Bonnie finally had their daughter Susie in season seven, Quagmire’s first words about here were, “It’s hard to believe she’s already eighteen.” Regardless of relation or age, Quagmire clearly cannot be trusted around any of his friend’s female family members.

6 Committing Pedophilia

Considering Quagmire’s unsavory words for Susie Swanson and his premature pursuits of Meg, it hardly comes as any surprise that at least one of his sexual partners has been underage. This happens most acutely in the episode, “Quagmire’s Mom,” where Quahog police bust him for having sex with an underage girl named Keira. To be fair, Keira lied about being 23 before consummation.

Nevertheless, Quagmire admits to taking pride in his actions, even if it ends with him getting arrested. Odd are, this is not the first time that he’s committed statutory rape in the show’s 18 seasons—just the first time he’s been caught.

5 Filming Women Against Their Will

Even if he never laid a finger on a woman, Quagmire would still be a pervert. A bona fide peeping tom, Quagmire’s voyeuristic observation of women is ubiquitous. Ever since season one, he’s been seen secretly watching ladies through windows, over fences, behind curtains, and in bathroom stalls.

Most egregiously, he’s even been caught filming women against their wills. Sometimes he sets up the camera remotely. On other occasions, he falls out of a closet with a camcorder in his hand. No matter the tactic, it’s certainly an immense invention of privacy and probably illegal as well.

4 Beating Up Brian

If Quagmire has an enemy on the show, it is Brian Griffin. Although both are slimy sex perverts, the pair remain ideologically opposed on most fronts. In a season eight episode, Quagmire even beats up Brian for having sex with his newly transsexual father.

The sex was consensual and Brian didn’t even know the woman was related to Quagmire at the time. There hardly seems to be good reason for Quagmire to be upset about this. Surely having an acquaintance sleep with a parent is a little uncomfortable, but Quagmire has no right to attack Brian over it.

3 Faking Homosexuality To Avoid Marriage

Quagmire is an eternal bachelor, but he has actually been married a couple times throughout the series’ 309 episodes. Shortly after tying the knot each time, he reliably comes to realize that the monogamous life is not for him and finds an absurd way to get out of wedlock.

This occurs in the season eleven episode “The Giggity Wife,” when Quagmire drunkenly marries an old prostitute named Charmese. To avoid losing everything in a divorce, he pretends to be gay in hopes that she will leave him. The is simply exploitative and irresponsible, and it leads him into a very unsavory situation with Peter to unsuccessfully prove his sexuality.

2 Faking Death To Avoid Marriage

Pretending to be gay is not even the worst excuse Quagmire has made up to end a marriage. In the season four episode “I Take Thee Quagmire,” he proposes to a woman named Joan after just their second date. He quickly realizes that she is crazy and will hurt herself if they ever split up.

In order to avoid that situation, Quagmire fakes a heart attack to convince Joan that she is widowed. The plan falls through at the staged funeral, where Joan defends Quagmire against Death and ironically ends up dead herself. It’s a questionably happy ending, but certainly not one that makes Quagmire look like a good, honest person.

1 Neglecting His Children

When it comes to sex, Seth MacFarlane has made one thing quite clear about Quagmire: the deed always goes unprotected. Therefore, he naturally has illegitimate children all over Quahog and beyond. In the episode “Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing,” it’s revealed that the local elementary school is crawling with his kids.

Likewise, in “Quagmire’s Baby,” his estranged baby daughter is left on his doorstep. While he at least cares for the child throughout the episode, he eventually gives her up for adoption because being a dad does not fit his manic, bachelor lifestyle. This is hardly an excuse for avoiding parental responsibilities.

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